Tag: Comedy


  • As You Wish – Westley Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. – Westley Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die – Inigo Montoya Bye bye boys! Have fun storming the castle! – Miracle Max INCONCEIVABLE! – Vizzini A book? –…

  • I’ve had one motto which I’ve always lived by: Dignity. Always, dignity. – Dan Lockwood Oh, Donny, you couldn’t kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy weensy bit. – Lina Lamont Meet the greatest actor in the world! I’d rather kiss a tarantula.- Don Lockwood Synopsis and Recommendation Directed by Gene…

  • I Married a Witch

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    Ever hear of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire? That was our crowd. – Jennifer Jennifer: You know, I lighted it [the fire] with a match, Wally. From now on, I’m going to be a just simple, helpful wife. Wallace: *Turning to his friend, Dudley* Dudley, I can’t take a helpful wife. What…

  • Gil Shepherd : He’s [Tom Baxter] fictional. You wanna waste time with a fictional character? I mean, you’re a sweet girl. You deserve a human. Cecilia : But Tom’s perfect. Gil Shepherd : Yeah, but he’s not real. What good is perfect if the man’s not real? Tom Baxter : I can learn to be…